Feng Shui for Cats: By Cats, for Cats - Softcover

A book for cats and cat lovers which tells you how to make sure you live somewhere with good Feng Shui.

Feng Shui for Cats tells you all you need to know about making sure that Ch’i flows happily through your territory, bringing you good luck.

Bad feng shui can lead to misfortunes such as infrequent feeding, lack of respect from human cohabitees and the like. Good feng shui, on the other paw, can generate a safe, comfortable territory with plentiful food supplies. It can even get the central heating turned up by several notches.

To create good feng shui in your territory you will need all your cunning and wits about you. By following the advice in Feng Shui for Cats you will be able to create a harmonious territory full of warmth, comfort and good food.

Everyone knows (and if they don’t they need to be told) that we cats have to have the right environment in which to thrive. Unfortunately there are often various problems that get in the way (these are called humans). This book is all about how to get around these problems using the ancient Chinese art of feng shui. If your territory is too small, too cold, too dark, or – worst of all – if it does not have enough food in it, feng shui has the answer. Follow the basic principles given here (it’s probably best to keep this book out of sight) and you will be the cat who knows where it’s at.

Fed up with humans organising your nine lives and shoving your litter tray in the coldest, most cramped corner of the kitchen? Bored with fending off the amorous attentions of neighbouring tomcats or chasing that elusive mouse? Then this book is purr – fect for you.

Written especially for cats, this entertaining guide will help you to organise your humans using the ancient Chinese art of feng shui. The basic principles will show you how to manipulate your humans into maximising the ch’i energy in your environment. The results will be astonishing – a warm, comfortable, and harmonious territory will be yours to enjoy!

The four authors live in the small village of Ambrook in England with Roni Jay (who has amused herself by editing this book). Their territory has excellent feng shui, although the cats have all, regrettably, been n**tered, probably due to the fact that the northeast corner of the house is missing.