How to Quinoa: Life Lessons from My Imaginary Well-Dressed Daughter - Hardcover

"Tiffany has the most hilarious and creative imagination, and it shines in this book. Quinoa and her band of wittily named friends are my favorite ensemble cast." --Allie Hagan, author of Suri's Burn Book "I want to babysit Quinoa so I can raid her closet when I put her down for a nap." --Babe Walker, author of White Girl Problems "How to Quinoa is brilliant and hilarious. Snark and satire at its best." --Bunmi Laditan, author of The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting PRAISE FOR My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter PINTEREST Board "Pinterest page My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter parodies the fashion industry in the most adorable way possible." --Harper's Bazaar "Amazing captions. We are all better for it." --Jezebel "My favorite Pinterest site." --Esquire "A hilarious new viral Pinterest board creates a story to go with all those overly aspirational kids' fashion photos." --iVillage "The fantastic life of a fictitious daughter." --CNN "...a gem...that reads like the next big meme." --NY Mag/The Cut "...Quinoa, the imaginary hipster toddler taking over Pinterest, is officially my new obsession." --Glamour "My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter is the definitive best Pinterest board. Pinterest, you've been defeated." --BuzzFeed UK "I recently became obsessed with this Pinterest board My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter. It follows Quinoa, the trendiest kid you'll ever (not) meet." --Lucky magazine

MEET QUINOA! She's the fearless and fashion-forward toddler taking over the world one elabourate play date at a time. From designer duds to posh friends to even the most avant-garde snack foods, Quinoa is setting trends and taking names. (In fact, see her list of approved baby names inside.) She's got more cool factor than the Kardashian, Jolie-Pitt, and Paltrow offspring combined. Oh yeah . . . she's also imaginary.Based on the wildly popular Pinterest board, My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter, How to Quinoa will take you on a tour of high fashion hilarity with snapshots and stories from the life of the world's most influential toddler, plus tips and best practices to transform your own life and wardrobe from snore to roar. Quinoa will show you how to do everything from raising a superior child to securing a compatible BFF. And from finding your own path to designer happiness to practicing on-trend hobbies like drinking flavored lemonades from mason jars. So, ask yourself this: Are you ready to Quinoa?