Decline of the Lawrence Welk Empire (Edgar Adventures) - Softcover

"It's a downmarket version of Ben Kunkel's Indecision, with less surety but real vibrancy." --PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

"No matter if you didn't catch the first book. Or if fiction about young guys who drink themselves pie-eyed every night, and lust after each other's girlfriends is not your favorite genre. Ballantine's genial, reckless narrator is part Huck Finn, part Hunter S. Thompson. And in a few pages he's charming you, more than any "pot-smoking, card-playing, music-loving, late night party hound" really should." --THE SEATTLE TIMES

"This second novel from Ballantine initially conjures images of Lord of the Flies, but then you would have to add about ten years to the protagonists' ages and make them sex-crazed, gold-seeking alcoholics." --LIBRARY JOURNAL

"Poe Ballantine, in this sequel to God Clobbers Us All, reveals that he is a writer with a keen ear and a blistering wit ... it's a prime opportunity to observe a writer's joyful wallow in the decadence of words." --THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE

"Edgar's supersize pal Mountain is the best of the author's creations: He possesses a merry and absurd sweetness ... combined with a body mass that can block out the sun." --BOOKLIST

"Ballantine's second novel is ... memorable ... funny and smart, and rarely boring." --PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY

"Decline of the Lawrence Welk Empire has the same amped tone and subtropical setting as Hunter S. Thompson's The Rum Diary but less of the gonzo arrogance and more of that good ol' American angst.
Fans will remember Edgar from Ballantine's first novel, God Clobbers Us All, and will again be rewarded with the self-effacing character also visible in his inimitable essays in The Sun magazine. The prose is poised on the brink of perfection, and the plot twists into an unexpected yet perfect conclusion that makes scotch and roadkill seem almost palatable." --SAN FRANCISCO BAY GUARDIAN

In this follow-up to God Clobbers Us All, Edgar Donahoe is back for another misguided adventure. When Edgar is expelled from college, he accepts his pal Mountain Moses’ offer to come to a Caribbean island. Once there, Edgar cooks at the local tourist resort and falls in love with Mountain’s girl, Kate. Embroiled in a dangerous love triangle and stalked by a mysterious local, he turns to medicine man Cinnamon Jim for help — but even the supernatural may not be able to save him now. Ballantine's quirky humor and captivating prose have drawn comparison to Kerouac and Bukowski, but his voice remains inimitably his own in this raucous, riveting adventure.