THE JOLLY PRESIDENT: Or Letters George W. Bush Never Read - Hardcover

This wickedly delightful parody of a children's book cleverly lampoons President Bush, who seems to go happily about the White House with no apparent interest in current events or pressing issues of national security. Inside each pocket page is a fictional piece of mail addressed to the commander-in-chief. The letters, postcards, and greeting cards tucked into the book deliver delicious laughs for the reader. What could be in the letter from Saddam Hussein? What exactly does Osama bin Laden want? What's the good word from Dick Cheney? And why hasn't the president read any of these important messages?

Joey Green, the author of more than thirty books--including "Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose," "Joey Green's Magic Brands," "Clean It! Fix It! Eat It!," "The Zen of Oz," and "Marx & Lennon: The Parallel Sayings"--has appeared on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," "Good Morning, America," "The View," and "Dateline NBC." A former contributing editor to "National Lampoon" and a former advertising copywriter at J. Walter Thompson, Green has been profiled in the "New York Times," "People," and the "Los Angeles Times." A graduate of Cornell University, Green backpacked around the world for two years on his honeymoon. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife and two daughters.