EXTERMINATORS (Assassin Bug) - Hardcover

"A lighthearted spin on a desperate tale--just like the best country songs." -- "Entertainment Weekly (A-)" of "Fender Benders"

"A satisfying murder mystery and spoof of life in the industry, FENDER BENDERS has a delightfully vicious spirit." -- "USA Today" of "Fender Benders"

"Finger-pickin' good!" -- "People" of "Fender Benders"

"In FENDER BENDERS Fitzhugh pens a tale worthy of the Grand Ole Opry." -- "Pittsburgh Tribune" of "Fender Benders"

"Sharp, sassy, read-in-one-sitting, laugh-out-loud literature." -- "Publishers Weekly" of "Fender Benders"

Fitzhugh applies his school-of-Carl-Hiaasen technique to the capital of country music. -- "Kirkus Reviews" of "Fender Benders"

Fitzhugh is a strange and deadly amalgam of screenwriter and comic novelist...in league with Carl Hiaasen and Elmore Leonard. -- "The New York Times Book Review" of "Fender Benders"

"Millennial religious fanatics, the film industry, the environment, both mainstream and right-wing media, all play a part in this delightful romp."--"Publishers Weekly" of "The Exterminators "

"A lighthearted spin on a desperate tale--just like the best country songs." -- "Entertainment Weekly (A-)" of "Fender Benders"
"A satisfying murder mystery and spoof of life in the industry, FENDER BENDERS has a delightfully vicious spirit." -- "USA Today" of "Fender Benders"
"Finger-pickin' good!" -- "People" of "Fender Benders"
"In FENDER BENDERS Fitzhugh pens a tale worthy of the Grand Ole Opry." -- "Pittsburgh Tribune" of "Fender Benders"
"Sharp, sassy, read-in-one-sitting, laugh-out-loud literature." -- "Publishers Weekly" of "Fender Benders"
Fitzhugh applies his school-of-Carl-Hiaasen technique to the capital of country music. -- "Kirkus Reviews" of "Fender Benders"
Fitzhugh is a strange and deadly amalgam of screenwriter and comic novel

"With...characters who make us laugh pretty much whenever they open their mouths, this book is a real winner."--"Booklist"

"Millennial religious fanatics, the film industry, the environment, both mainstream and right-wing media, all play a part in this delightful romp."--"Publishers Weekly" of "The Exterminators "

"A lighthearted spin on a desperate tale--just like the best country songs." -- "Entertainment Weekly (A-)" of "Fender Benders"
"A satisfying murder mystery and spoof of life in the industry, FENDER BENDERS has a delightfully vicious spirit." -- "USA Today" of "Fender Benders"
"Finger-pickin' good!" -- "People" of "Fender Benders"
"In FENDER BENDERS Fitzhugh pens a tale worthy of the Grand Ole Opry." -- "Pittsburgh Tribune" of "Fender Benders"
"Sharp, sassy, read-in-one-sitting, laugh-out-loud literature." -- "Publishers Weekly" of "Fender Benders"
Fitzhugh applies his school-of-Carl-Hiaasen technique to the capital of country music. -- "Kirkus Reviews" of "Fender Benders"
Fitzhugh is a strange and deadly amalgam of screenwriter and comic novelist...in league with Carl Hiaasen and Elmore Leonard. -- "The New York Times Book Review" of "Fender Benders"

With characters who make us laugh pretty much whenever they open their mouths, this book is a real winner. "Booklist"

"Millennial religious fanatics, the film industry, the environment, both mainstream and right-wing media, all play a part in this delightful romp." "Publishers Weekly" of "The Exterminators "

"A lighthearted spin on a desperate tale--just like the best country songs." -- "Entertainment Weekly (A-)" of "Fender Benders"
"A satisfying murder mystery and spoof of life in the industry, FENDER BENDERS has a delightfully vicious spirit." -- "USA Today" of "Fender Benders"
"Finger-pickin good!" -- "People" of "Fender Benders"
"In FENDER BENDERS Fitzhugh pens a tale worthy of the Grand Ole Opry." -- "Pittsburgh Tribune" of "Fender Benders"
"Sharp, sassy, read-in-one-sitting, laugh-out-loud literature." -- "Publishers Weekly" of "Fender Benders"
Fitzhugh applies his school-of-Carl-Hiaasen technique to the capital of country music. -- "Kirkus Reviews" of "Fender Benders"
Fitzhugh is a strange and deadly amalgam of screenwriter and comic novelist...in league with Carl Hiaasen and Elmore Leonard. -- "The New York Times Book Review" of "Fender Benders"

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All Bob Dillon ever wanted was a truck with a big fiberglass bug on the roof. All he had to do was survive a half dozen assassination attempts, pull a ten million dollar con on a Bolivian drug lord, and then fall off the face of the earth with his family and his new best friend, Klaus. Six years later, they've surfaced in Oregon where they are continuing to work on an all-natural means of pest control.

Bob and Klaus are using advanced gene sequencers to consolidate the perfect insect-killing traits into one deadly bug. But all this serious DNA tampering is expensive and they're running low on funds. But who will invest? The interested outfit turns out to be a front for an agency of the Department of Defense, and they want to enlist Bob, Klaus, and the bugs in the War on Terror. Things go swimmingly until that Bolivian drug lord discovers he was conned: he offers twenty million to whomever kills Bob and Klaus. Some of the world's best assassins descend on Hollywood and the weirdness reaches an apocalyptic level....