Uncle John's Facts to Annoy Your Teacher Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! Series) - Softcover

We admit it: Uncle John wasn't a great student. He'd rather draw plungers or make fart noises than read boring school books. So we made this book with little Uncle John in mind. It's full of fun facts and funny illustrations--all designed to make your teacher squirm. It's got the weird. It's got the wacky.

Hey, kids! Here at the Bathroom Readers' Institute knows there are lots of books in the world that are really boring: text books, history books, math books...yuck. But this book is different. It's so much fun you won't even notice it's informative because it's packed with all sorts of weird, wacky, and wild facts your teachers don't want you to know. Read about... * The history of money: it does grow on trees!* Icky eats: fried spiders and candy-coated larvae.* Treasure hunting in Africa and the Caribbean.* How to make chocolate candy bugs and bloody eyeball ice cubes * The presidents' goofs and elementary school grades * Dumb crooks, amazing kids, animal oddities, and a whole lot more!