50 Things Not to Do after 50: From Naming Your Pets after Tolkien Characters to Signaling ?Peace Out? to Your Friends - Softcover

If you or someone you know has just turned fifty, it's time to accept that the rules of life have changed, and that fifty is not the new thirty for most of us. Leland Gregory understands the forgetful minds, sagging bodies, and flagging pride of his fellow middle-agers, and in 50 Things Not to Do after 50, he offers helpful advice aimed at combating the humiliations this stage of life can bring. For example, regardless of your gender, under no circumstances should you ever attempt to wear leather pants start a story that involves a lot of names you'll forget most of them before the story is over stalk your high school sweetheart on Facebook. You might discover the person you had the hots for in 10th grade isn't so hot anymore get drunk in Pamplona and deciding to run with the bulls volunteer to be a drug mule Say things like "fo'shizzle," "whatev," or "cray-cray" And do we really need to mention thongs, Speedos, or jeggings? 50 Things Not to Do after 50 is a lighthearted and sometimes painfully on-target book about how what we used to do in our twenties, thirties, and forties should be avoided at all costs now that we're in our fifties.

Leland Gregory is the "New York Times" bestselling author of "Stupid American History" and "America's Dumbest Criminals" and is a former writer for "Saturday Night Live." He has authored more than thirty books, including "Stupid History," "he Stupid Crook Book," and "What's The Number for 911?," and has contributed to such publications as "Readers Digest," "George, /i>, and "Maxim." Katie Couric called him the "chronicler of Stupid America," and Matt Lauer called him "a lunatic." He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.